Death, PhD

He is a collector. His only other hobby is reading his own appointment diaries. He’s sarcastic, well-spoken, and quietly cruel. He lives literally in the middle of nowhere and somehow has a PhD, though nobody knows in what.

His name is Death—Mr Death—and collecting anything that’s dead, literally or figuratively, is what he does for a living. Writing about him is what I do for fun, but also because I don’t like him at all.

  • An appointment with Death, PhD
    Not many get to meet Mr Death while still alive, but you can—through the eyes of the recently departed Mr Flores.
  • Death finds a way
    Mrs Ofrenda is a tough customer, but Mr Death knows how to deal with her kind.
  • Devil’s advocate
    Mr Death is not one to take sides—unless it’s entertaining.